Happy 5th, Happy 10th!

As you guys have heard, Yohoho! Puzzle Pirates had celebrated its 10th anniversary! YIPPEE!! And my pirate Stupidjerk also celebrated her 5th anniversary this August but I wasn't there to witness it, I only saw the 5th Order of the Jolly Roger inside my trophy collection. xD

Why did I log in to YPP after a gazillion years, you ask? Well, that's because I saw the newsletter saying they're giving away Mystery Boxes to accounts made before October 23, 2012 through October 23 through November so if you haven't grabbed yours yet, go move your booty and log in!
Err...that's because I thought it would be nice to log in once in a while. 
 Anyway, DUDE, BOOTE LOGGED IN ON THE 27th AND SHE WAS THERE UNTIL THE MORNING OF 28th (my time) BUT I DIDN'T KNOW SO I COULDN'T MEET HER! I LOGGED IN IN THE AFTERNOON! 
My YPP client had to catch up on a lot of things so I had to wait for 2 hours for it to update before I could log in.

Isn't that number scary? I couldn't take a screenshot but it was actually 1129:18 at first! Then it hopped down to 800, 500, 200, 100 in a few seconds which helped to save my brain from exploding.

I didn't do much today, really. I just claimed the Mystery Box, opened it and got the Decennium Banner! YAY! I hung it on Boote's manor, checked the house news, noticed that Red's name wasn't in the Roommates List anymore. Wondered if Boote removed her but then thought that would be impossible. So I /who'ed Redhhat and guess what it gave me:

Failed to obtain pirate info: No such pirate.

Where's my Reeeeeeed?!?!?! And if you're reading this, dude, go make a new pirate IMMEDIATELY! 

But yeah, I saw there was a blockade on Tigerleaf Mountain so I jobbed for the defender flag. It was...a not so interesting blockade. But I got to see new things, so all is well!

What a cute alligator!  I was so shocked when I first saw it but now I want one for myself! And dude, look at that Patching board, srsly.

LIEK SRSLY! How do you scuppering fix that thing?! Is this some kind of bug or what?! I'll stick to my Carpentry forever! xP

After the only working for 1 round for the blockade (only got 8k) I applied to a pillage. It had a Narrow/Proficient Officer in charge. I thought to myself it's going to be okay, I'm not at BNav myself. Then I noticed 3 greenies aboard. I thought to myself it's okay because they're still learning. Then I saw them booching sail, guns and bilge. I thought to myself it's just fine, just normal. Then we fought brigands, won and WE GOT KRAKEN'S BLOOD! YIPPEE!! So I thought to myself that it really wasn't that bad at all, although I only jumped on their pilly halfway through. So after porting, the Officer started dividing the booty and he took quite a few minutes for that. Then we saw this:

I voted a NAY for this stupid division but it got divided like this anyway. Now you may wonder what's wrong with this.
Why is Anmar -1? Sure, she only fought 1 battle but I did too, and I got 185 PoE. She got a booch in sails but that was because we hit the league point too fast when she just hopped in. But NOOOOO, the Officer just had to +1 the greenies who kept on booching and spamming "Billions of blue blistering barnacles!" after we got the Kraken's Blood. (And I just saw they were hearties with the officer.) And their crew division is supposed to be "Jobber's Delight". URGH. 

Remind me to never job for Jiveareno ever again.

You win some, you lose some!

So...it's now 9:55 in the evening and I just started tweaking the crew website to give it a Halloweenish theme. ^_^ I have school tomorrow but we don't have a badminton practice so I'm going to arrive home early! 

But yeah, on with real business:
Oct. 16
I tried going around Mermaid's Purse to Havoc in hopes of getting the MP to OB chart I've been wanting for long but no luck. :/ While I was getting frustated, David sent me a tell asking if I want to join the killing of some skull heads and undead peeps at Sakejima. Since I had a few gems aboard my ship at the time, I got my alt to stay on my ship which was the cause of why I didn't arrive in time for the skellie fight. 

It was 5 skellies 5 humans and guess what! Our OSM Davidov was the last one to survive and killed the remaining 3 skellies! 
After that, he summoned 5 zombies and it took us 3 tries before we finally beat em. :/ But in the end, I won a CI chart and 1300 PoE! ^_^

Oct. 17
I started my YPP day with trading games again to earn a few bucks. I had with me 19 Jade gems but I suddenly got too occupied with dnavving that I didn't notice a brigand attacking me. They grappled, we fought but the STUPID YELLOW BREAKER wouldn't come so my screen got filled with yellow and I died. And they took 4 gems away. 

After that, I was sailing through Erh to Dendrite when some Saphiq attacked me and boy did he gave me lots of trouble. Liek, I was near Olive Island and the blockade was about to start but he wasted my time by escaping from him and stuff.

And while I was bnavving against him, I was shaking so bad. XD I mean, it's my 2nd PvP (first one was against Nunny, lol) and I thought he was good but he didn't even place a scratch on my ship and it seemed like he didn't know how to read whirlpools. :/

Now, the best and funny part was about me thinking his name is Saphig, with a G! So I did a /vw on his ship Cold Bluegill and his name appears but when I sent him tells and did a /w Saphig, the game said there was no such pirate. But the ship was moving and stuff! Totally creepy! 

So I petitioned about it to Gaea and she told me that his name has  Q and not G in it politely. I feel so stupid. >_<

The blockade starts after that and of course, I jobbed with RiddleMakers. And after Post Mortem was about to win the 3rd round and RM pulled out, I asked what was happening, if they're going to continue going inside politely and guess what they replied with?

Pirate1: You Stupidjerk!
Pirate2: LOL
Pirate3: It's pretty obvious, really, stupid jerk
Pirate4: It's okay you're a stupid jerk

>_>
I'm seriously asking for a name change if it's possible in the near future. Apparently, a loyal jobber who skipped lunch deserves something like this. But nevermind, I earned 118k from their blockades anyway. 

I sank 5 times but didn't get any injury. I want an eyepatch!! XD

October Resurrection

I was browsing through my screenshot folder when I've found this:



And yes, I have decided that there's no point in blocking their fucking names. 
This happened recently...or liek, last month. XD I think this was while I was playing Hearts. I had NO CLUE what they were talking about. They were probably just butthurt that I had 0 while they had 10 ~ 20 (scores). 

Oct. 1, 2010
I had a 5-day break from school which started on the 1st so here I am resurrecting my YPP character! 
Since I've noticed that my bravery badge is gonna run out soon, I've decided to go to some HS which was navved by Laney. And dude was she annoying.

She kept on babbling nonsense taunting (to the ghost ships) instead of focusing on the wheel. (That was the reason why she kept on bumping rocks and doing stupid moves.) She always made a big deal when someone leaves and again, babbles some nonsense. 
So I left her lame HS and decided to go to Henkieen's CI. At first, the members were 6 girls + 1 guy but when he left, a girl replaced him and the CI turned to:



CHICK CI! XD And well...you can say we kinda failed. We couldn't beat the Homo even after we tried for 3 times. 
And yeah, while I was in CI, David kept on bugging me! XD



We decided to prot and I got some old clothes.  After the CI, I've decided to try my luck in Poker. I went to the 200-2k tables and cashed in with 1k and left with 5k! Yippee! I had 2 straights but then lost almost everything when a miracle happened and I got my winnings back! That was a really lucky day. I usually don't win in Poker. XD

Oct. 2, 2010
I'm back again! 2 Atlantis runs and 1 HS was on at the time I logged in and I was having second thoughts at which Atlantis I should join: Billy or Staycr. But I decided to go with Staycr and had a great 1 hour carping when we suddenly sunk.  Yes, yes. Of course it was because of the lazers and lack of people online. (I think everyone was Trick-or-Treating or something? XD)

Billy was still jobbing when we sank and I thought that many people might come to his SMH so I've decided to go there. Unfortunately, we were still stuck with 20 people even when we were sailing to the SMH point. Usually, I'm a patient person and I don't leave Billy's SMH runs but Amber was doing what she was best at (i.e. Being rude to people. A green person, on that day.) again which pissed me off so I left.

Then, Staycr started an HS and it was OSM! We had a lot of fun and we were near sinking again but we were saved and were able to port! I only got 10k and nothing more. 
No old clothes,no trinkets. 

I finally got my first ghost! LOL. On my very first HS, I didn't have a ghost so I was delighted when mine was able to survive to the top 3. Lulz.

A little more lower and you would have gotten "hell". 

♫ I can't get Red outta my head! Girl, your love is all I think about! ♪

On the post before this one, I forgot to write that I met Widow Queen again! She was on a cutter named Little Barbel with an orange might-ring. And guess what?! I shot them about 5 times!! But I still lost... T_T

Today, we had a WB pilly and after I and the gunner went to the bathroom, Forshizzle was like, "What is with this crew and the bathroom?" XD! Red said, "it's not like you never go..." and Shizzle, "I don't, I have a bladder disorder...jk"

So when Shizzle was about to log off, I told him, "And don't forget to go the bathroom!" and after that, THIS happened:

XD

And yeah, Jemma was being annoying throughout the pilly. She keeps on saying that I was playing poker during battle even though:

I don't even have a parlor badge. :/ All I did was watch the 20k-200k tables (because I like stalking rich peoplez) when THE BATTLE WAS NEARING ITS END! It was like...3 vs. 15? or something like that. And I was already eliminated so HUZZAH.

And then she says, "Your name says it all" like WTF. For your information, dear, over 9000 people already used my name for teasing me, please don't add yourself to the list of the stupid 9000 people, kkthxbai?

But anyway, after the pilly, we had fun with Davidov (who always calls Red "Yellowhat" XD). I sang my "Red song" (in the title) and want to expand it and write a full song dedicated to Red! 

And then, we started making puns out of people's names...

XD

I know this is a blog about YPP but...

Well, it's friday today and I can probably log in tomorrow! ^_^ (Although, it would be a lot better if my Dad will go to the horserace but I doubt he'll do that since I still have a freaking cold! D: )

Yes, folks. I have a cold since Wednesday. (AND WTF!! I just checked right now and we have new SOs!!) I HATE having a cold, having nasal mucus is also annoying. >_< But right now, I'm doing pretty fine, I drank some medicine and will do again after eating dinner. ^_^

And yeah, we now have Bluegill in our crew! (Red, Silver, Blue! XD) I knew him since 2007, he became a member of Boote's previous crew Scallywags of Viridian for a while. (But I doubt if he still remember me...) I've heard Fearlessalli's name somewhere before...Rumriddle I don't really know...

But I'm looking forward to be good friends with you all! ^_^

And yeah, we'll go to the REAL topic! (Now that I remembered it.) I had a dream last last night about the crew. I logged in only to find myself ranked as a pirate, Harry too, while Boote was ranked as FO in another crew. Red was still SO, I dunno where Silver or the others went, and what was really creepy was the captain was someone called "Omatwa" (or something like that.)

I freaked out and asked what was going on and that Omatwa dude was all like..."Mwahaha! This crew is mine now!" and Red said she was the one who let that Omatwa dude in the crew and requested that he be an SO to Boote. And then afterwards, I found out that this Omatwa dude is actually JORDAN and Boote wouldn't talk to me no matter how many tells I send her. T_T

I don't really want to write a long blog post since I want to go to YPP right now so I really wouldn't tell the history of me, Boote and Jordan right here but I will in the future! *wink* *cwoeubgshictoeugh* Ehehe...

Despite important exams coming...

Thanks for the comment (on my previous entry), Red! And NOOO!! I just did that for a joke, don't take it seriously! *huggles* 

So yesterday, I really didn't want to play. I wanted to study for the upcoming exams. (And if I DID wanted to use the computer, Dad won't let me.) But then, Dad suddenly said that he'll watch the horse race,  so I decided to grab the chance of playing YPP! (I played from 9AM to 8PM.) 

And luckily, it was the free day of my favorite puzzle! Distilling! (All the more reason to play YPP. XD)

Even though people find it hard, it's actually pretty easy. Like I've told Red, if you read the instructions carefully, absorb what it means and play the puzzle 6 times in a row, you'll be able to understand it. (Watching videos in YouTube helps too.)

It's all just about being quick. (Actually, I find hard things easy! People say guns is easy but it's too hard for me. =X)

Red was the only one online yesterday and she immediately beamed at me, "Why did you do that to me?". (She was talking about SERKIT screenshot) I ROFL'D in RL and said sorry. And yes, I mean it Red, I meant it as a joke. ^_^

We talked lots, went to flotilla together and earned lotsa moneys! The flotilla's bnavver was Stilleto from the crew MasterBilly Bites. A very wicked crew with a very wicked captain and very wicked bnavvers. XD (I actually can't remember what happened while on the flotilla anymore...and since this post is too long, I'll just keep it short.)

Stilleto ended Vargas the Mad's flotilla and told everyone that there's another flotilla starting. Kyriel was the bnavver and we attacked The Widow Queen. Zandwrath always pays people who got excellents+ with 100 (?) PoE and was very cheerful the whole time. (I like her, she talks cute!)

Sadly, we sunk. (And I still haven't gotten any injury.) After the flotilla, Gns invited me on a WB pilly and I became his gunner. Whiteyz and Wsx was always booching, Blackyz (most likely an alt, together with Whiteyz) was being a nub. (Asking me "can u be my gf?" He got planked by Gns after that. BAHAHA)

I love the Widow Queen and the Widow Queen loves me.

I pillaged with Silver today. While we were talking, Nit-picky Bass attacked us and I was surprised when the chat box got filled with chants from the Widow Queen. I then screamed a few times and when I finally regained myself, I bnavved and fought them.

The Widow Queen wasn't really annoying like any other ships during battle. She doesn't escape and she doesn't shots any guns. She just goes for the kill. X)
The route where I encountered her was Kirin to Lonelywood Lagoon. (She has a flotilla there so that's probably the reason why she's roaming around there.)

Silver said she had to find her cat who ran out of the house while it was raining, so she wasn't able to see the Queen. :(

Aaaand, another one:

This one was when I was near porting in Lonelywood and when I saw that it was an orange ship, I attacked.And then bam! I got her again.  (Silver was on the ship this time.) Another reason why we got the Widow Queen...was because was had lotsa fruits on my ship. Silver foraged them for me! :D

On the route from Lonelywood to Prolix, we lost EVERY battle for god knows what reason...and Silver had to go too so I had to pilly alone. As always.

When I was finally alone, I won all of the 4 battles and even got an expedition...digging for treasure and I was able to dig 8 strong boxes! ^_^

I got tired of pillying so I just went on a flotilla with Silver. The next picture is about someone asking when we're gonna sail. (But we were sailing to the flotilla at that time. XD)

This one was after someone said "I'm peeing!!" and people asked, "Is that the reason why the bilge water is rising?" XD And there's Swordguyjim making a pun out of people's names. When I said "brb, gotta pee!", he was like... "What a stupid jerk". I hate it when people make fun of my name. If I had known that I would stay on this game for long, I would've thought of a better one!

Urchik told people to fill stations and Hurly said...something.... >_>

The "Alice" he was talking about was the legendary...no, I should say Ultimate Mininalice.